Plot (Spoiler)

Peter opens a tab at Mort Goldman‘s pharmacy, unaware of how the tab system works; Peter simply believes he can buy a lot of things without having to pay for them. When Goldman calls in Peter’s debt of $34,000, Peter sells him Meg to cover the expenses. The Goldmans start using Meg as a slave. Brian finds a clause in the contract stating that it is invalid if Neil cheats on Meg. Lois dresses up as Mystique and seduces Neil at a fake X-Men convention. Neil tells Meg that he only wants her to be with him if she wants to be with him and tears up the contract. Meanwhile, Stewie falls for LaDawn, his new babysitter who already has a boyfriend. Stewie ties him up and puts him in the trunk of Brian’s car. After LaDawn punishes Stewie for touching her breast, Stewie drugs her and frames her, telling Lois she invited friends over to the house to do drugs. However, once Lois fires LaDawn, Stewie realizes he has made a mistake, but is unable to find her.