Plot

Quagmire lets it slip to Peter, Joe, and Cleveland that he is seeing someone, but keeps her identity a secret. After a failed stakeout, it is discovered that he is dating Elle Hitler, a fact that the guys don’t understand. Elle manages to win everyone over with her various quirks, but it is soon discovered that she is cheating on Quagmire, who has never given her an orgasm. Meanwhile, when Stewie is almost run over by Dr. Hartman in the Stop ‘N Shop parking lot, Lois decides to put him on a leash. Brian uses this to his advantage and uses the leash to push Stewie around, but upon receiving disapproval from various leashed neighborhood dogs, he discovers that he’s become the very type of dog owner he hates. Stewie is instantly run over by Caitlyn Jenner upon being released. After confessing that he doesn’t know how to properly satisfy a woman, Quagmire changes up his lifestyle and gives up on sex until Peter reinvigorates him with the phrase “Who Else But Quagmire?” He attempts to finally please Elle, but she proves so great in bed that she gives him an orgasm-induced aneurysm which he survives.