Plot

Brian decides to read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as Stewie’s bedtime story, only to discover that it’s been heavily altered to be more progressive. Lois reveals that her advocacy group Mothers Invested in Literary Fixing are the culprits. Brian leads a protest against this move, which gets him noticed by Fox News. During an interview, Sean Hannity twists Brian’s words to fuel his own narrative, but the exposure turns Brian’s failed book Faster Than the Speed of Love into a bestseller among right-wingers. Meanwhile, Peter and his friends accidentally marry each other on two subsequent nights while drunk and decide to quit alcohol cold turkey. While sober, they discover that beer was the one thing that brought them together and decide to part ways due to a lack of commonality. Peter becomes a more attentive father and husband, but Lois eventually grows annoyed and plans an intervention to make him drink again. It works, and the guys return to The Drunken Clam where they willingly decide to let beer bring them together even at the cost of their family lives. Brian draws protests while attempting to read an excerpt, but both sides unite upon noticing how poorly written his book is and decide to only ban it.