Plot

At Stewie’s insistence, Brian reluctantly signs them up for The Price is Right after auditions open in New York and ends up winning a boat. He quickly lets this go to his head, prompting Stewie to call him out of his hypocrisy regarding game shows. Brian sets out to prove he has a social conscience by naming his boat “Row v. Wade” and picks up women from Texas to seek legal abortions up north. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire drink themselves into a coma, during which Banksy paints on Peter’s face. Peter accepts a job as an exhibit at the Quahog Urban Museum, but is soon convinced to auction himself away for a high price. Lois vandalizes the artwork before Banksy announces via Instagram that he intended for that to happen, stating that the real art was the people involved. Peter ends up being bought by Carter to hang in his living room despite being vandalized. While asking Meg for directions to the local abortion clinics, Brian learns from her that he owes $40,000 in taxes on the boat. He plans to give up a few women and pay it off by collecting abortion bounties off of them, but ends up giving up the boat instead.