Plot

In a parody of The White Lotus, the Griffins and many of their friends witness a friend’s casket getting lifted onto a plane. One week earlier, the gang vacations at the White Lotus Bermuda where a newly sober Brian is the manager. Peter and Lois disagree on how to spend their trip, culminating in Lois and Quagmire visiting St. David’s lighthouse while Peter samples the world’s best cheesecake. After the others suspect that Lois and Quagmire are having an affair in his absence, Peter discovers that they instead ate his cheesecake. When confronted, Lois reveals that they only had two bites and tossed the rest into the ocean out of guilt, before confessing that she was frustrated by Peter’s neglect during what was meant to be a romantic vacation. Meanwhile, Stewie adopts the travel persona of Desmond Voyage and bonds with Bruce, Jeffrey, and their new friend Dennis. Elsewhere, Meg and Chris attempt to purchase a bottle of rum and a tourist t-shirt from the gift shop, but are caught off guard by the expensive prices. They attempt to shoplift but are caught by Brian, who relapses on the rum and trashes Stewie’s room, fed up with his constant complaining. Stewie, Bruce, Jeffrey, and Dennis go on a volcanic hike where Stewie fears he will be sacrificed, only to realize that the sacrifice was just an unedited group selfie. In the end, Brian is fired for his drunken antics. Jeffrey loses his hat in the ocean and tries to retrieve it, but is killed by great white sharks who were lured into the bay by the discarded cheesecake. Dennis offers to come home with Bruce, quickly making him forget about his husband’s death. Brian and Stewie plan to visit the Sicily White Lotus.